Banana Guy

Banana Guy

Friend to costumed man: “How long have you been wearing that banana?”

Mom to young kid who is wearing a Star Wars stormtrooper costume: “This is going to be even better for you that Disneyland.”

Twilight girls waiting in line for autograph tickets at 9am, dismissively: “Those fangirls waiting in Hall H are going to miss their chance for this.”

Well-armed costumed character: “Do you want me to point my gun at you?”

Man on phone: “Hey dude, Samuel Jackson is here for Afro-Samurai.”